Disclaimer: Most of these poems are meant to be funny, sorry if you think they are inappropriate, we had fun.
Theme: Grass
People say the grass is always greener
But with you I am no wiener
I'm right where I want to be
You are like spiritual fertilizer to me
And I can't wait to continue to spread our seed
------ By Isaac
Your eyes are as green as grass
Your body, a large, toned mass
Your words I will heed
You make me feel like I am on weed
Your lips I want to kiss
You I never want to miss
-------By Kara
Theme: BYU
Baby I'm a fool for you
I gotta say,my real life began at BYU
My dreams may have always been as big as New York
But it wasn't til I was with you that I felt the best, real support
And now together we will achieve our dreams,
In a life that smells as sweet as potpourri
------ Isaac
Love is in the air at BYU
Millions of couples feel it too
The only place weddings happen overnight
Looking for love, find it you might
Come to BYU to get a degree,
Leave BYU with a family tree
------Kara
Theme:Bubbles
You are as cute as a bubble
My mom says you are trouble
But I don't care,
I like your cute butt and hair
You make me feel as light as air
Together we will have no cares
-------Kara
Theme: Mud
Without you I feel like crud
Be without you? I would rather eat mud
It's you that I choose
Cus baby you ain't no dud
------Isaac
Your name is mud
When you chew your food like a chud
You may be a slob
But it would take a mob
To drag me away from my man
Who is so tan,
Like mud
----- Kara
Theme: Chainsaws
My love is strong like a chainsaw
It will cut through adversity and unlucky draws
There is no tree of adversity
That can stand between you and me
Baby, I love you ARRRRRRRRRRR (chainsaw noise)
------Isaac
It was so much fun to write these poems, we had more but I just put the best ones up.
